Dec 4, 2016

14 Actually Pretty Solid Pieces Of Mom Advice

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ABC

The wedding is just a big party.

If you’re not first, you’re last.

Bravo

Reptiles should never be pets.

Back hair = deal breaker.

Tequila only leads to poor judgement.

Fox

Never go for a 10.

Everyone knows *movie night* is code for something else.

ABC

Run from Scott and Stephen.

Never cry over someone around your mother.

Netflix

Nerds can be cool.

First dates can be fun.

Dog people aren’t always the ~best~ people.

ABC

Orgasms and cats are the key to happiness.

And finally…always have a towel handy.

ABC

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