May 8, 2017

29 Songs You Won’t Believe Are Already Six Years Old

Written by


Somebody That I Used To Know” by Gotye

Question that remains: How do you actually pronounce Gotye?


What’s My Name?” by Rihanna

What this song made you crave: Good weed, white wine.


Midnight City” by M83

Where you probably heard this first: Hanging out with your music-snob friend who had been listening to M83 since the early-’00s. Then they got mad when the song went mainstream and said M83 was “over.”


Rolling In The Deep” by Adele

What was Adele doing in that abandoned house?: We still don’t know.


Till The World Ends” by Britney Spears

Random fact about the music video: Britney said it “smelled like poop” on set.


We Are Young” by Fun

What this song probably brings memories of: Being drunk and screaming “Toooooooonnnniiiiight…Weeeeee are younnnng” and slurring the rest of the lyrics because you didn’t know them.


We R Who We R” by Kesha

Makeup trend that never happened but should stay in 2011 anyway: Jeweled eyebrows.


The Time (Dirty Bit)” by the Black Eyed Peas

Is this song better than “I Gotta Feeling”?: No.


Just A Kiss” by Lady Antebellum

What is this song actually about?: Chastity.


Dynamite” by Taio Cruz

Who is this guy and where did he come from?: I’m still not entirely sure.


Motivation” by Kelly Rowland

What you probably said out loud when you first heard this song: “I’m just glad Kelly has another hit.”


What The Hell?” by Avril Lavigne

What you probably did after hearing this song: Played “Sk8er Boi” on repeat.


We Found Love” by Rihanna

Is this Rihanna’s low-key best music video?: Yes, yes it is.


Edge Of Glory” by Lady Gaga

Why this song is problematic: The music video is fucking awful. Even you Gaga stans have to agree with that!


Moves Like Jagger” by Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera

Where you heard this song most: On the way to the grocery store with your mom.


Teenage Dream” by Katy Perry

Something that may be hard to admit because it is a Katy Perry song: This is one of the greatest pop songs of our time!!!


Who Says?” by Selena Gomez & The Scene

How this song made you feel: Perfect, duh. Because you are 😉


Price Tag” by Jessie J

Who is Jessie J?: I’m still not sure.


Party Rock Anthem” by LMFAO

Will LMFAO ever happen again?: No.


Super Bass” by Nicki Minaj

Lyrics you better know if you’re gay otherwise we’re taking back your gay card:

“Excuse me, you’re a hell of a guy

You know, I really got a thing for American guys

I mean sigh, sickenin’ eyes

I can tell that you’re in touch with your feminine side, uh!”


On The Floor” by Jennifer Lopez

What this song probably reminds you of: Humidity and sex, so sticky banging.


Lonely Boy” by The Black Keys

What made you love this song the first time you heard it: It’s retro, almost rockabilly, sound…. man.


Walk” by Foo Fighters

What you probably felt when you heard this the first time: This sounds like every Foo Fighters’ song, and that’s perfectly cool.


Cough Syrup” by Young the Giant

First thought you probably had when you heard this song: Wow, I actually really like this new Coldplay song.


F**kin’ Perfect” by Pink

What this song made you want to do: Feel bad for yourself lol.


Someone Like You” by Adele

What this song made you want to do: Cry lol.


Pumped Up Kicks” by Foster the People

What you might not have realized this song was actually about: The song is about a mentally ill teen who has homicidal thoughts of gunning down other students.


Shake It Out” by Florence + The Machine

Inspiring lyric you shouted along to: “And it’s hard to dance with a devil on your back/ So shake him off, oh whoa.”


Just The Way You Are” by Bruno Mars

Person who loved this song entirely too much: Your aunt Debbie.

And here’s the Spotify:



Article Categories:
Hollywood · News With A Twist

Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *