May 8, 2017

29 Songs You Won’t Believe Are Already Six Years Old

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Somebody That I Used To Know” by Gotye


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Question that remains: How do you actually pronounce Gotye?

2.

What’s My Name?” by Rihanna


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What this song made you crave: Good weed, white wine.

3.

Midnight City” by M83


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Where you probably heard this first: Hanging out with your music-snob friend who had been listening to M83 since the early-’00s. Then they got mad when the song went mainstream and said M83 was “over.”

4.

Rolling In The Deep” by Adele


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What was Adele doing in that abandoned house?: We still don’t know.

5.

Till The World Ends” by Britney Spears


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Random fact about the music video: Britney said it “smelled like poop” on set.

6.

We Are Young” by Fun


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What this song probably brings memories of: Being drunk and screaming “Toooooooonnnniiiiight…Weeeeee are younnnng” and slurring the rest of the lyrics because you didn’t know them.

7.

We R Who We R” by Kesha


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Makeup trend that never happened but should stay in 2011 anyway: Jeweled eyebrows.

8.

The Time (Dirty Bit)” by the Black Eyed Peas


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Is this song better than “I Gotta Feeling”?: No.

9.

Just A Kiss” by Lady Antebellum


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What is this song actually about?: Chastity.

10.

Dynamite” by Taio Cruz


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Who is this guy and where did he come from?: I’m still not entirely sure.

11.

Motivation” by Kelly Rowland


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What you probably said out loud when you first heard this song: “I’m just glad Kelly has another hit.”

12.

What The Hell?” by Avril Lavigne


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What you probably did after hearing this song: Played “Sk8er Boi” on repeat.

13.

We Found Love” by Rihanna


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Is this Rihanna’s low-key best music video?: Yes, yes it is.

14.

Edge Of Glory” by Lady Gaga


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Why this song is problematic: The music video is fucking awful. Even you Gaga stans have to agree with that!

15.

Moves Like Jagger” by Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera


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Where you heard this song most: On the way to the grocery store with your mom.

16.

Teenage Dream” by Katy Perry


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Something that may be hard to admit because it is a Katy Perry song: This is one of the greatest pop songs of our time!!!

17.

Who Says?” by Selena Gomez & The Scene


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How this song made you feel: Perfect, duh. Because you are 😉

18.

Price Tag” by Jessie J


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Who is Jessie J?: I’m still not sure.

19.

Party Rock Anthem” by LMFAO


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Will LMFAO ever happen again?: No.

20.

Super Bass” by Nicki Minaj


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Lyrics you better know if you’re gay otherwise we’re taking back your gay card:

“Excuse me, you’re a hell of a guy

You know, I really got a thing for American guys

I mean sigh, sickenin’ eyes

I can tell that you’re in touch with your feminine side, uh!”

21.

On The Floor” by Jennifer Lopez


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What this song probably reminds you of: Humidity and sex, so sticky banging.

22.

Lonely Boy” by The Black Keys


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What made you love this song the first time you heard it: It’s retro, almost rockabilly, sound…. man.

23.

Walk” by Foo Fighters


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What you probably felt when you heard this the first time: This sounds like every Foo Fighters’ song, and that’s perfectly cool.

24.

Cough Syrup” by Young the Giant


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First thought you probably had when you heard this song: Wow, I actually really like this new Coldplay song.

25.

F**kin’ Perfect” by Pink


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What this song made you want to do: Feel bad for yourself lol.

26.

Someone Like You” by Adele


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What this song made you want to do: Cry lol.

27.

Pumped Up Kicks” by Foster the People


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What you might not have realized this song was actually about: The song is about a mentally ill teen who has homicidal thoughts of gunning down other students.

28.

Shake It Out” by Florence + The Machine


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Inspiring lyric you shouted along to: “And it’s hard to dance with a devil on your back/ So shake him off, oh whoa.”

29.

Just The Way You Are” by Bruno Mars


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Person who loved this song entirely too much: Your aunt Debbie.

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