Lady Gaga then: She was Akon’s opening act:
Lady Gaga now: The Super Bowl was Lady Gaga’s opening act.
Lady Gaga then: a new artist on Myspace.
Lady Gaga now: the new queen of football.
Lady Gaga then: She played the Miss Universe pageant.
Lady Gaga now: She’s saying hi to her mom and dad while 100 million people are watching during her Super Bowl performance.
Lady Gaga then: gay.
Lady Gaga now: still gay.
Thank you, Lady Gaga, for bringing “gay, straight, or bi, lesbian, transgender life” to the #SuperBowl
Lady Gaga then: hater of pants.
Lady Gaga now: still hates pants.
Lady Gaga then: What’s the big deal?
Lady Gaga now: Even the dang former VP stans.
Incredible performance from my friend @LadyGaga. You amaze me — and not just onstage. Proud to work with you to end… https://t.co/2CNeRhivRC
Lady Gaga then: “Her music & videos remind me of mid- to late 1980s stuff.”
Lady Gaga now: “Lady you SMASHED it!”
Lady Gaga then: Uhhhh.
Lady Gaga now: She has five songs in the iTunes Top 10.
Lady Gaga then: Who?
Lady Gaga now: She has the top five albums on the iTunes pop chart.
Lady Gaga then: glitter.
Lady Gaga now: still sparkling.
Lady Gaga then: Did what?
Lady Gaga now: Did that.