If you're sitting at a desk right now, a hot summer day in the middle of a Thursday afternoon, there are two little words that could be part of your wildest fantasies, words you wouldn't dare utter but are fun to think about nonetheless:
Let's face it: NO matter how much you like your job, the thought of quitting in a blaze of glory crosses everyone's mind every once in awhile, and now, there's a trending tag to prove it.
It's not just the two magic words, but five words that sum up some of the best, most reasonable explanations for quitting your job, and if you've ever dreamed of flipping over your desk and leaving it all behind you, you're going to LOL when you read these.
Anyone who says they wouldn't quit their job after this is a total liar.
— Curious Zelda (@CuriousZelda) August 10, 2016
Look, it doesn't matter what the pay is or how many benefits you get: If the wi-fi is busted, you're outta there.
Sorry, nearly died of boredom
(A note I left when I walked out of a receptionist job at an accountancy firm in 1999)
— Terry Tyler (@TerryTyler4) August 10, 2016
— SMACK (@WRsmacktalk101) August 10, 2016
Did you hear that? None of the days. NONE.
— Josh Young (@_joshyoung) August 10, 2016
— Gus The Bus Driver (@busdriverlife) August 10, 2016
— Roy Klementsen (@Roybq) August 10, 2016
— тнαт ѕσ¢¢єя мσм ⚽️ (@chivelicious) August 10, 2016
— Travis Reilly (@TravisReilly) August 10, 2016
This is one way to really quit your job with a bang.
— Bill.Murray.4.POTUS (@renewdyte) August 10, 2016
— zombiemcnuggets (@zombiemcnuggets) August 10, 2016
— darksidedeb (@darksidedeb) August 10, 2016
— Lina de Florias (@linadeflorias) August 10, 2016
— Misophonic Spree (@MisophonicSpree) August 10, 2016
If you were going to quit your job, what would be your five-word story?