This is Jonathan Cheban. You might know him as Kim Kardashian’s best friend, or if you’re Martha Stewart, you might not know him at all!
Jonathan fancies himself a bit of a foodie — he literally calls himself “Foodgōd,” don’t ask me why — so you would THINK he knows his way around a kitchen!
BUT YOU’D BE WRONG. Here’s a picture of Jonathan with Kris Jenner enjoying a huge-ass sundae. Notice his caption: “Everything and the kitchen thing with Kris.”
Enterprising young reporter that I am, I had to answer the question: Does Jonathan Cheban know what a sink is?
Here’s my theory: Jonathan MUST have known that he was eating something called a “kitchen” something. But he couldn’t think of the word, so he just used “thing.”
This is the face of someone who has to enjoy ice cream next to someone who doesn’t know what a kitchen sink is:
*JUST TO BE SAFE* I tried spelling out variations of “sink” on iMessage to see if autocorrect might change a misspelling of “sink” to “thing” but… it wouldn’t!
Case closed. It seems the Foodgōd…is just a mere mortal after all.