In case you missed it, TMZ recently published an alleged job posting for a personal assistant to Rob Lowe, and it had some very specific, very odd requirements.
The alleged requirements include keeping Rob fed and caffeinated, scheduling a haircut for every episode he shoots, traveling to set to be his “body man,” and being able to lift 25 pounds as required, among other demands.
So, naturally, Jimmy Kimmel took the opportunity to grill Rob Lowe about the posting, and you know what? Rob’s a pretty good sport about the whole thing.
Jimmy brought the list to Rob’s attention…
…which Rob said he was hearing for the first time.
“Number 1: Never assume anything.”
Rob was on board with that.
He added, “My grandpa used to say, ‘Don’t make an ass out of you and me!’”
The next directive seemed pretty reasonable too:
Here’s where things started to get a little ~specific~:
And Rob took it all in stride.
Another very specific requirement for the position is the ability to lift 25 pounds on demand.
Well, this explains it!
Overall, Rob thought the list was pretty solid!
He confirmed that he is, in fact, looking for an assistant.
And while he did not explicitly confirm or deny that this list came from him or his team, he’s kind of into it.
When Jimmy brought up the whole “massage” thing again, Rob set the record straight.
To be clear, the assistant does not have to perform the massage, just ORDER the massage.
But…it would be okay if you had to massage him, right? I mean, there are worse jobs…